Chocolate and Middle East

I'm not sure that I can ever make any kind of real connection with someone who doesn't like chocolate. I think my esteem of non-chocolate lovers is rather like relations between middle eastern countries--they make those token attempts at peace sometimes, but don't really mean it and don't really respect each other--I might not say anything about the fact that I think you've made a rather second class kind of choice when going for dessert. But, in my heart of hearts, I'll think you're unenlightened and probably bound toward continual darkness.